Video of Saddam Hussein being executed

UPDATE

Ok, after watching this video clip an excessive number of times (hey, give a Zhid a break, if you notice who is crying for Saddam most through the Arab world, it ain't the Iraqis, it's the Palestinians...The fucking "never miss a chance to miss a chance" Palestinians were the strongest supporters of Saddam outside of the Iraqi Sunnis, primarily because he sent money and support to Palestinian terrorists, so this is cleary a case where I enjoy watching Saddam humiliated and hanged from his neck until dead on the "the friend of my enemy is my enemy" theory)...

Let me start again. Ok, after watching this video clip a LOT and giggling like a schoolgirl at her first gangbang as Saddam's neck snaps, I noticed that either the executioners or the audience chants something that sounds like "Muktada" or "Mootata" (the sound quality was not very good).

I know a lot of people are claiming that the executioners were Shiite militiamembers (or supporters) who were taunting Saddam with the name of Shiite cleric Muktata al Sadr (may he hang by his neck soon, too). I, however, have it on good authority that the references were NOT to al Sadr. Instead, the executioners were simply welcoming the new leader of Iraq...

ZHID EXCLUSIVE: VIDEO OF SADDAM'S EXECUTION!

I'm so happy that these two are reunited, though I suspect the embrace is not quite as tender and loving while they are "skewered from eye socket to bunghole and then placed on a spit so that their flesh could be roasted by the searing gale of flatus which issues forth from the haunches of Asmoday."



I am reminded of the brilliant Onion "interview" with Mohammed Atta when I think of what Saddam and Arafat may be doing right now.

Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell
September 26, 2001 | Issue 37•34


JAHANNEM, OUTER DARKNESS—The hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon expressed confusion and surprise Monday to find themselves in the lowest plane of Na'ar, Islam's Hell.

"I was promised I would spend eternity in Paradise, being fed honeyed cakes by 67 virgins in a tree-lined garden, if only I would fly the airplane into one of the Twin Towers," said Mohammed Atta, one of the hijackers of American Airlines Flight 11, between attempts to vomit up the wasps, hornets, and live coals infesting his stomach. "But instead, I am fed the boiling feces of traitors by malicious, laughing Ifrit. Is this to be my reward for destroying the enemies of my faith?"

The rest of Atta's words turned to raw-throated shrieks, as a tusked, asp-tongued demon burst his eyeballs and drank the fluid that ran down his face.

According to Hell sources, the 19 eternally damned terrorists have struggled to understand why they have been subjected to soul-withering, infernal torture ever since their Sept. 11 arrival.

"There was a tumultuous conflagration of burning steel and fuel at our gates, and from it stepped forth these hijackers, the blessed name of the Lord already turning to molten brass on their accursed lips," said Iblis The Thrice-Damned, the cacodemon charged with conscripting new arrivals into the ranks of the forgotten. "Indeed, I do not know what they were expecting, but they certainly didn't seem prepared to be skewered from eye socket to bunghole and then placed on a spit so that their flesh could be roasted by the searing gale of flatus which issues forth from the haunches of Asmoday."


"Which is strange when you consider the evil with which they ended their lives and those of so many others," added Iblis, absentmindedly twisting the limbs of hijacker Abdul Aziz Alomari into unspeakably obscene shapes.

"I was told that these Americans were enemies of the one true religion, and that Heaven would be my reward for my noble sacrifice," said Alomari, moments before his jaw was sheared away by faceless homunculi. "But now I am forced to suckle from the 16 poisoned leathern teats of Gophahmet, Whore of Betrayal, until I burst from an unwholesome engorgement of curdled bile. This must be some sort of terrible mistake."

Exacerbating the terrorists' tortures, which include being hollowed out and used as prophylactics by thorn-cocked Gulbuth The Rampant, is the fact that they will be forced to endure such suffering in sight of the Paradise they were expecting.

"It might actually be the most painful thing we can do, to show these murderers the untold pleasures that would have awaited them in Paradise, if only they had lived pious lives," said Praxitas, Duke of Those Willingly Led Astray. "I mean, it's tough enough being forced through a wire screen by the callused palms of Halcorym and then having your entrails wound onto a stick and fed to the toothless, foul-breathed swine of Gehenna. But to endure that while watching the righteous drink from a river of wine? That can't be fun."

Underworld officials said they have not yet decided on a permanent punishment for the terrorists.

"Eventually, we'll settle on an eternal and unending task for them," said Lord Androalphus, High Praetor of Excruciations. "But for now, everyone down here wants a crack at them. The legions of fang-wombed hags will take their pleasure on their shattered carcasses for most of this afternoon. Tomorrow, their flesh will be melted from their bones like wax in the burning embrace of the Mother of Cowards. The day after that, they'll be sodomized by the Fallen and their bowels shredded by a demonic ejaculate of burning sand. Then, on Sunday, Satan gets them all day. I can't even imagine what he's got cooked up for them."

Last Minute Christmas Gifts

In case any of you are looking for any last minute christmas gifts, may I suggest motivational posters from the Zhid collection? The first is just offensive (featuring the Zhid niece). The second will probably constitute a crossing of the line to such a degree that some Zhid readers may never return. So I warn you, if you have a weak stomach, don't scroll down to the second poster.




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(I was going to put a picture of a suicide bomber post-explosion but this picture of an Islamic terrorist post-head shot was so much more graphic).

A new approach

I know that most readers are going to take the following as an attempt at humor. It's not intended to be a joke, though I know many people have proposed something like this in jest.

What I'm talking about is how to fight more effectively in Iraq. That's not the part that's taken as a joke (by most people). Here's the background...

Affe made a very clever joke about me a few days ago, invoking a scene from Goodfellas (the one where Tommy gets killed) and I went to Youtube to try to find the movie clip. Instead, what I found was the following video from the Gheto Boyz (who wrote the classic song, Gangster of Love, which includes the following lyrics):

I like bitches
All kind of bitches,

To take off my shirt
And pull down my britches
If shes got big tities
I squeeze em and holdem
While she suck my dick and lick my scrotum
And if she got a friend Ill fuck her too
Together we can play a game of swi-cha-ru
I aint the type who gets all mushy
I like to sit back
And watch them eat each others pussy!

Anyway, the video that came up was "Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta". Here's the video:



When I watched this video I thought about how similar the Iraqi "insurgency" and American urban gangs are. They both operate in an underground fashion with loose affiliations and decentralized structures, they exist and thrive notwithstanding constant institutional pressure to dismantle them and they seem to be immune to just about everything that's done to stop them. And they're hyper-violent.

So I further thought, if the American urban gangs are motivated by money, I wonder what would happen if we spent the tens of billions of dollars providing rewards for Bloods and Crips to pacify Iraq. Yes, I know, we already get in enough trouble for alleged violations of human rights, but so far, we don't have much to show for that.

I'm serious. The Mahdi Army against the Bloods. Who wins?

The Second Annual Zhid Predictions

Last year I made some bold, and wildly inaccurate, predictions.

For example, there was this classic:

There will be a slew of Brokeback Mountain imitators, only America will not be as interested in movies about gay plumbers or accountants. When the imitators flop, there will be allegations of homophobia.

Interestingly enough, Brokeback Mountain is on HBO now and I've tried to watch it. I get through about five minutes before my wife walks in, demands to know why I always seem to be watching that movie, and refuses to believe that I always turn it on when there's nothing happening (well, nothing that the movie is famous for).

This year, rather than repeat the mistakes of the past, I'd rather have loyal readers post their predictions for 2007.

Please note that I don't want to hear about Britney Spear's poon (though references to Diane Feinstein's ignorant cunt are always welcome) or anything else you'd see in a typical prediction piece. The more about guns, the better. Or, perhaps, politics. Or the end of days. Anything but pop culture, please.

By the way, I have seen the pictures of Britney Spear's shaved snatch and I have to say that while I generally am all in favor of beaver shots of 20 something year old women, there was something about a sloppy, skanky (in a bad way) stankwhore's shaved poonie with a still-red C-section scar visible that just made it less than appealing for me. Perhaps it's the effect of watching Brokeback Mountain.

Anyway, please leave your predictions in the comments. And as a special bonus, for the person who makes the best suggestion about the next weapon purchase, I will reward the suggestion with a purchase (for myself, of course).

Oh, and one other thing. Back to the topic of James Kim, I found an article from a paper in southern Oregon that provides details on Kim's misadventure proving that he was no hero. The article chronicles the numerous stupid, arrogant mistakes this guy made on his way to his death, from refusing to stop at a gas station to top off his tank to ignoring warning signs to not asking for help with directions. I'll paste the article below and encourage everyone to read this and note exactly what happened. The guy didn't get stuck in snow. He parked the car when it was low on gas and then, rather than use the remaining gas to get back to the main road, just sat there and let the engine idle the gas away.

He wasn't a hero.

The bold treament of certain passages of this text are my additions to point out the obvious mistakes the guy made.

Tragic ending
Father's body recovered after intense search in Siskiyous; local rescuers 'devastated'
By JEFF BARNARD
The Associated Press
MERLIN — The body of San Francisco father James Kim was found in Oregon's snowy coastal mountains on Wednesday, searchers said.

Kim's body was at the foot of the Big Windy Creek drainage, a half mile from the Rogue River, where ground crews and helicopters had been searching for days.

It appeared he traveled about seven miles from his car. He set out on foot Saturday seeking help for his family, stranded nearly a week on a road through the mountains.

"He was very motivated," said Brian Anderson, undersheriff of Josephine County. "We were having trouble in there. He traveled a long distance."

Kim's wife, Kati, and their two children, Penelope, 4, and Sabine, 7 months, were rescued Monday.

A helicopter hired by Kim's family spotted the body about noon Wednesday and lowered a rescue worker to confirm that it was Kim's.

Jackson County sheriff's SWAT team members, who had been grounded by fog until about noon, had just dropped a rescue team when they got the call Kim had been found.

"We did not know what condition he was in. All we knew was he was found downstream from where we dropped the team," Jackson County Sheriff Mike Winters said.

The rescuers were "devastated," said Anderson, who had to turn away from the microphones, overcome by emotion, after announcing Kim's death. "Most of us breathed and lived this for days. You do take it personally."

Anderson said he had few details about Kim's condition or the immediate area where he was found.

The body was taken to Central Point for an autopsy. Results were expected to be released today after his family was given details.

Earlier in the day, searchers said they had uncovered clues that suggested Kim, 35, a senior editor for the technology media company CNET Networks Inc., had shed some clothing and arranged it to give searchers clues to his whereabouts. They had also made plans to drop rescue packages for Kim with clothing, emergency gear and provisions.

Oregon State Police Lt. Gregg Hastings praised Kim's family, which had financed helicopter searches.

"They have been true champions throughout this whole ordeal," Hastings said.

Authorities said that over a period of days, Kati Kim recalled more and more them details that allowed them to piece together her husband's final days.

After visiting Seattle and Portland over the Thanksgiving holiday, the family headed back to California, planning to stay overnight at a luxury lodge along the Rogue River near Gold Beach on the southern Oregon coast.

After stopping for dinner in Roseburg on Nov. 25, they headed south on Interstate 5, intending to cross the Coast Range on Oregon Highway 42.

Kati Kim told searchers that when they realized they had missed the turnoff, they looked at a roadmap and found a direct route that went from the little town of Merlin over the mountains to Gold Beach. They did not consult their two laptop computers for an online map.

After leaving the freeway, the Kims drove past a gas station, pizza parlor and coffee shop. On the way they passed at least three yellow signs warning that Bear Camp Road to Agnes and Gold Beach might be blocked by snowdrifts. The road is paved but one lane, originally built to haul logs out of the Siskiyou National Forest.

Driving higher through the snow in their all-wheel-drive silver Saab station wagon, the Kims came to a fork. A fourth yellow sign warned of snowdrifts blocking the way if they took the left fork to Gold Beach. They took the right fork, not knowing where it went.

Kati Kim told searchers they got stuck in snow once, managed to get turned around, then decided to stay put because they were low on gas. With almost no food or water, the family waited a week, running the car to keep warm at night, then burning the tires. When the small supply of baby food ran out, Kati Kim nursed her daughters.

James Kim left the car, and then the road, and bushwhacked five miles down the steep canyon, covering about seven miles through rough country, but ending up about a mile as the crow flies from the car.

"It seems superhuman to me to cover that amount of distance given what he had," said Anderson.

On Monday, a helicopter hired by the family spotted Kati waving an umbrella and rescued her and the two girls. They left a hospital in Grants Pass Tuesday and were described as in good condition.

Searchers poured into the surrounding area. Trained trackers followed James Kim's footprints through the snow until they descended the Big Windy below the snow line, then scuffs in the mud and mossy rocks through the underbrush. The weather remained dry, but temperatures dipped well below freezing at night. Fog hung in the creek bottom.

On Tuesday searchers were heartened to find first a pair of pants Kim had been wearing over his jeans, then farther down the creek some other wet clothing — two shirts, a cap, a sock and a girl's skirt. A searcher had to be lowered from a helicopter to gather them up.

"They were laid out in a well defined area, in a pattern," Hastings said. The pattern led officers to hope that "little signs are being left by James."

But an expert on hypothermia said it was a bad sign: victims of cold often feel a false sense of warmth and shed their clothes.

On the Net: http:jamesandkati.com/

Mail Tribune reporter Chris Conrad contributed to this report.

More Rifle Porn

Here's some more rifle porn...the new M1A with the scope mounted. It's a Leupold Mark 4 4.5-14X PR on a Smith M21 mount with Leupold QRW rings. I haven't had a chance to do much more than just mount the scope, so the alignment is probably way off and I'll have to waste plenty of ammo at the range to get it set up properly. That's work that I will enjoy...






UPDATE

And here's the results from the first day at the range with the M1A and scope mounted. Thanks to Affe's fine spotting help, I was able to get the shots on paper fairly quickly. This target is the first clean target after I got the shots on paper and began to zero the scope in. The image should be self explanatory...first shot high left, next shot low left, third shot a bit low and to the right, then the fourth - sixth shots pretty much on center.

Once I had the scope sighted in, the seventh - fifteenth shots were the group that I fired to see how tight I could keep a group with the crappy American Eagle ammo. Given the quality of the ammo and the lack of familiarity I had with this rifle and the scope, I was very pleased with the result. Click on the image for an enlargement.

Rifle Porn

While I'm still waiting to have the new scope mounted (it's a Leupold Mark 4 PR 4.5x14.5 Mildot with 40mm objective) on the new M1A, I have taken the rifle to the range once to get the feel of it. It's better than I expected, and I had high expectations. As much as I adore my Sig SHR970 and the Garand, the M1A is the best of all worlds. Smooth shooter, very accurate with the NM open sights and fast target reacquisition. The only issue I have with it is that it will jam every so often. It may be a lack of grease or it may be the scope mount. I'll figure it out over time.

But since I haven't posted much lately, I figured it was time to put up some rifle porn. Here's the M1A with it's cousin, the Garand, and the new scope just sitting around waiting to be mounted. As always, click on an individual picture to see a larger image.

(Oh, and it appears that when I updated the template for this site, I lost all of the comments from prior posts...)

Random Saturday Thoughts

Because the SF Chronicle has been fawning over James Kim (he's the local guy who took his family for a trip to Oregon, got lost in the boonies and died), I've been taunting our old friend, MidlifeinMarin (with a more than capable assist by Boise Mike). It's not that I don't have sympathy for the family but the way the Chronicle has been spinning this story is beyond my ability to tolerate.

The Chronicle has come out and said that anyone who criticizes Kim for his mistakes is evil (well, it wasn't that overt, but they've been editorializing all over stories, insisting that Kim didn't do anything wrong). They then go on to insist that Kim is a hero.

Kim wasn't a hero. He was a poorly prepared winter traveler who made a series of very stupid mistakes.

The mistakes he made are too many to list...he set off for winter travel in Northern Cal/Southern Oregon without knowing his route. He didn't have proper emergency supplies, including food, water and a CB radio as well as sleeping bags, weapons, etc. He chose a route in an area that he didn't know and didn't check with locals to see whether the route made sense. He got lost and didn't turn back when he knew he was lost. He didn't keep his gas tank as full as possible. He stopped his car during a storm and then, rather than turn around and use the remaining fuel to get as close to the main road as possible, he just sat there. He destroyed the car, his one means of escape. He didn't stay on the road when he began hiking out. He didn't leave a copy of his route with friends or relatives. It goes on and on.

So he makes all of these stupid, amateur mistakes and gets his family into a situation that was deadly and he leaves them. He then, for some reason never to be known, refuses to stay on the road that he came in on and instead descends into a wildnerness canyon, as if climbing down into a canyon is going to result in a greater likelihood of being found. Every move he made was wrong and he ended up dying as a result.

His actions didn't save his family. His actions are the ones that put them at risk. So how is he a hero? Because he ultimately died? Is that what passes for heroism in the Bay Area?

It's interesting to note that in San Francisco, soldiers who go off to war to defend this country are not considered heroes but people who make stupid mistakes, one after another, and are so clueless about dealing with the real world that they get themselves killed are heroes. I don't get it.

And because I dared to question the Chronicle's claim that Kim was a hero, MidlifeinMarin claimed that I was a mean, heartless scumbag.

I'm still confused as to why a moron who can't follow the basic rules of safe winter travel is a hero but soldiers who lay down their lives in defense of this country are not heroes, but I am more than happy to be called cruel for pointing out this issue.

But in a creepy coincidence, I took a quiz this morning, one that analyzes your answers to certain questions to tell you which historical figure you most resemble, and this was the result...

You scored as Adolf Hitler. Con-grat-u-lations! You are Der Fuhrer. Your statue will be well adorned with medals and decorations at the steps of Valhalla. Most of humanity will hold you in the lowest opinion they possibly can long after your dead. But...infamy is better than being nameless...sides which, without you, morality would be much more difficult to define. O.J. Simpson 67% Adolf Hitler 67% Dante Alighieri 58% Sigmund Freud 58% C.G. Jung 50% Stephen Hawking 50% Jesus Christ 50% Miyamoto Musashi 42% Hugh Hefner 42% Elvis Presley 17% Friedrich Nietzsche 17% Charles Manson 17% Mother Teresa 17% Steven Morrissey 8% What Pseudo Historical Figure Best Suits You? created with QuizFarm.com

This and that, and a request for hillside lot owners in Lafayette

So I haven't posted much of late...blame it on too much work, not enough motivation to be public with my bile.


First, I've noticed that I get a number of views, on a regular basis, from readers in the UK and Iran. I'm curious as to how you've arrived at this site and what you're reading here. So if you're one of the UK or Iranian visitors, send me an email at vengefulzhid@yahoo.com with whatever details you care to share.

Second, there's been national coverage of a local anti-peace activist. Someone who lives in Lafayette (not far from the Zhid estate) has put up crosses on a hillside to reflect American deaths in Iraq. The people who are doing this admit they are anti-peace but claim no message is being sent, other than a tally of the dead. Right.

Please note that I call these people anti-peace rather than anti-war because they are naive souls who think that a lack of military action by the US equals peace. They're wrong. Before we began to fight back against Islamic terror, we certainly didn't have peace. We were under fairly regular attack, culminating on 9/11. Since then, we've not been attacked. So I would argue that if we end the war, we also end the peace. And anyone who wants to end the war before victory is in hand is obviously anti-peace.

Anyway, here's my request. If anyone in the Bay Area, in particular (but not exclusively) Lafayette, has a hillside lot, could you let me know, at the email address above? I'd like to talk to you about seeing how much the liberals like free speech with hillside displays marking the deceased.

In particular, I want to work with someone to put up crosses marking the number of innocent children who are killed by abortion procedures. Because there are so many each day, we'd have to make it such that one cross equals one thousand slaughtered babies. And I'd like to put up a large sign informing passers-by that each cross represents the murder of a thousand babies in the United States due to abortion.

I wonder whether any of those liberals who support free speech when it comes to protesting the war will also support free speech and crosses when it comes to showing the number of dead babies resulting from abortion.

Anyone? Any volunteers?